1. |
Get Stoned
02:10
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Grand jury’s caught you spinnin’ yarns
setting off collusion alarms
tricky dicks got your back
gotta get your lies back on track
wiki-leaks, podesta files
ensuring future rich lifestyles
seven counts, one obstruction
assuring us of your destructions
caught with witness tampering
despite your useless jabbering
corsi’s got immunity
you‘re in the land of opportunity
under the bus goes credico
energy seems fuckin’ low
long life suck up, trump advisor
making sure he’s none the wiser
not the first-sixth indicted
gurantee this empires blighted
get stoned!
time in the barrel is what you said
it’s coming down on you instead
links to gucifer are gone
there’s nowhere left for you to run
selling rocks to foot the bill
how is that you fucking shill?
handed down a tough gag order
no more chance to sow disorder
stuck with witness tampering
despite your useless jabbering
corsi’s got immunity
in the land of opportunity
get stoned!
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2. |
Criminal Collusion
01:54
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still fake news and witch hunts, people
business as usual in the capitol swamp
oh, these allegations of collusion
false statements and obstruction
witness tampering and intentional lies
in trumps america all lies become the truth
double talk will sweep the facts away
another story to redirect attention
from the falsehoods building every day
and so it goes here in my america
where you’ll all bow to me and my best pal vlad
we’ll both be riding shirtless on the backs of all you people
to the kremlins annex i had built on capitol hill
go fuck the government and all its bullshit lies
like bratty children in a schoolyard fight
too fucking partisan to work together
can anybody save us from this plight?
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3. |
Border Walls
00:47
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Border walls and razorwire fences
stretch as far as eyes can see
welcome to the land of freedom
home of true democracy
fading system, dying away
too scared to make a change
building walls instead of working together
won’t make anything great again
liberty, life, truth and justice
capitolist economy
safe behind these walls are hidden
lies, hate and hypocrisy
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4. |
I Didn't Do It
01:54
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you said i raped those women
i didn’t do it!
i’ve never even seen that girl
she’s not my type!
I didn’t do it!
i didn’t do it!
i’m not scared of all the shit you say
because you can’t touch me anyway
you say my tweets are racist
i didn’t mean it!
most people agree with me
send them back home!
I didn’t do it!
i didn’t do it!
i’m not scared of all the shit you say
i didn’t do it
but i’ll get through it
because you can’t touch me anyway
so you say the five are innocent
i don’t believe it!
i’d have them all executed
and i’d see to it!
i didn’t do it
will i get throught it
i’m getting scared of all the shit you say
maybe you can touch me anyway
i’m fucked!
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5. |
Faded Glory
01:49
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you dropped out of school at 16
got a job at a local factory
married your girl had a bunch of kids
and now your life is on the skids
and you’ve got nowhere to go
this life of strain is all you’ll know
but you were promised more than this
faded glory, same old story
mounting fury, faded glory
you’re trapped you’ve got nowhere to run
so you went and bought yourself a gun
your life has fallen through the cracks
now it’s time you went and got it back
so you burst right through the door
of your local convenience store
but who’d have known
the clerk was packing too?
and now you’re screwed
faded glory
same old fuckin story
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6. |
I H8 U
02:36
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i hate boys and i hate girls
i hate everyone in the fuckin’ world
i hate people yes it’s true
but most of all i hate you
i hate country redneck fucks
and i hate stupid city thugs
i hate lame suburban goons
but don’t forget that i hate you
i hate you! oh i fucking hate you
i hate republicans and democrats
capitolist, socialist, fascist rats
i hate christians, muslims, jews
but more than them, i hate you!
i hate chaos, i hate law
i hate to win or lose or draw
i hate drink and i hate food
but more than that shit i hate you!
i hate you! oh i fucking hate you
i hate the media, i hate free press
i hate more and i hate less
i hate to dance, i hate to sing
i hate fucking everything, Fuck you!
i hate bongs and i hate bowls
i hate sex, drugs and rock n roll
i hate acid, i hate crack
i hate pcp and shooting smack
i hate trump and i hate pence
i hate that huckabee sanders wench
i hate their whole damn regime too
but more than that shit i hate you!
i hate you! oh i fucking hate you!!!!!
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7. |
I Like Beer
03:14
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Only 15 hours for them to shuffle through
40,000 documents while you go grab a brew
sniffing like a coke fiend
crying men tell no tales
this confirmation hearing
has gone way off the rails
lindsey graham says, “unethical!”
to challenge what you did
do tell you that to your wife?
do you tell that to your kids?
i like beer
i like beer
i like beer
i like beer, do you?
i like beer, so whatever
i like beer
you pushed her in a room
you laughed at her expense
you covered up her mouth
you say its not ‘offense’
40,000 documents in 15 hours
for them to shuffle through
it all seems quite legit
when you’re suckin down a brew
i like beer
i like beer
i like beer
i like beer, do you?
i like beer, so whatever
i like beer
i like beer, do you like beer?
no i’ve never passed out, have you passed out?
devil’s triangle is just a drinking game
i played with my friends at yale
it’s just a drinking game
cause i like beer
don’t you like beer
what are ya queer?
i like beer
don’t you like beer?
i like beer
i like beer
i like beer
i like beer, do you?
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8. |
Rocket Man (I Love You)
01:44
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as i lay here dreaming of you
i wonder if you’re thinking about me too!
you wrote such beautiful letters
on a level that i’d call art
i really don’t have the words
to fill the fire and fury in my heart
rocket man, i think i love you
oh my rocket man, i think i love you!
i’m just so damn jealous!
i thought putin would always stay!
i see yo smiling at him
maybe we could have a three way!
rocket man, i think i love you
oh my rocket man, i think i love you!
i forgive you for otto, he only cost about 2 mil
maybe we can find a place
where we can watch netflix and chill!
(chill with me rocket man)
rocket man, i think i love you
oh my rocket man, i think i love you!
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9. |
Losing My Mind
00:52
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losing my mind, i’m going insane!
losing my shit, i’m fucked in the brain!
losing my mind, i’m going insane!
losing my shit, i’m fucked in my brain!
-insane ranting and gibberish-
losing my mind, i’m going insane!
losing my shit, i’m fucked in the brain!
losing my mind, i’m going insane!
losing my shit, i’m fucked in my brain!
-more insane ranting and gibberish-
losing my mind, i’m going insane!
losing my shit, i’m fucked in the brain!
losing my mind, i’m going insane!
losing my shit, i’m fucked in my brain!
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10. |
Unamerican
02:23
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Every damn day of
this god forsaken life
from my very first breath
to my last lost fight
boots to the ground
and i’ve never backed down
doesn’t matter now
on word from this clown
forged point of view
with these worked cracked hands
and i’m still eating out of cans
unamerican! treasonous... yeah, i guess
unamerican! it’s what i’m labelled now
unamerican! guess i’ve got bad energy
unamerican! yeah, i guess... so what?
i’ll speak it, i’ll write it
i’ll push it in your face
say we cant stop you
we already know your disgrace
yeah, its a coming
we’ll see who’s american
to use your words
some would say treasonous
been pushed then pulled
always kept the cool
not sure if i can take much more
unamerican! treasonous... yeah, i guess
unamerican! it’s what i’m labelled now
unamerican! guess i’ve got bad energy
unamerican! yeah, i guess... so what?
call out your angle
all i’ve gotta do
used to be my right
guess you want that, too
unamerican!
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11. |
30 Round
02:14
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planned out for years on the internet
gotta kill’em all, no time for regrets
go into al noor during sunday prayer
start shooting all the occupants no 42 are dead
got my ar-15, and a 30 round magazine
my manifestos heard, ‘the great replacements word’
wounded finished off, get into my car
just three miles to linwood, gotta kill some more
cannot find the door so i’m shooting those outside
another seven dead now it’s time to run and hide
got my ar-15, and a 30 round magazine
my manifestos heard, ‘the great replacements word’
welcome to my massacre
i slaughter the innocent
and i make you all watch
and i rememver forever
got my ar-15, and a, 30 round magazine
my manifestos heard, the great replacements word
this is ‘the great replacements’ word
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12. |
AOKKK
02:20
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proud boys marching through our streets
claiming white man’s culture is under siege
violence against the left is glorified
no islamists or women need apply
aok, don’t tread on me
no, im not afraid
don’t look now, i pissed my pants
because that black guy looked at me
unite the right rally was a kick
don’t protest or they’ll smash you with a stick
hipster, fratboy, white nationalist
racist, anti-immigrant extremists
aok, don’t tread on me
no, im not afraid
george takei done stole your shit
and turned all of your proud boys gay!
marching thorugh the night by tiki torches light
don’t get in their way,or theyll call out the f.o.a.k
white western chauvinists,four steps to intolerance
adrenalin control, old roger took the oath
and dont you touch your dick, go grab a chick!
aok, don’t tread on me
no, im not afraid
fetal in the sand, ow my balls
reciting breakfast cereal brands
proudboys, klansmen, nazi skins
alt-rights’ and militia men
same flies just on a different pile of shit
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13. |
Hookers & Coke
00:58
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Hookers and Coke!
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14. |
Jet Ski Patrol
01:59
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oh, when i’m off the coast from mar-a-lago
i believe i need a jet ski patrol to keep me safe from harm
jet ski patrol - jet ski patrol
here i am off the coast of florida
with all these refugees and boat people
where is my jet ski Patrol?
jet ski patrol - jet ski patrol
once again i’m off the coast from mar-a-lago
ivanka fell overboard! her fake tits can’t keep her afloat
jet ski patrol - jet ski patrol
here i am off to the atlantic ocean
international waters - where is my jet ski patrol?
jet ski patrol - jet ski patrol
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15. |
Where's My Fuckin' Money
01:53
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Where’s my fuckin’ money?!
sued for defamtion for election fraud claims
criminal investigation for dealing with ukraine
relations with trump fractured
when the dem’s tried to impeach
now he tells his staff not to pay my legal fees!
i forgot all about 9/11
i was married to my second cousin
i did everthing that mr trump said
but now i have to ask
Where’s my fuckin’ money?!
issued search warrants for my i-cloud account
attempts to smear biden gave sufficient grounds
18 of my devices were seized in the raid
a bunch of ‘legal thuggery’ is all costello claimed
i forgot all about 9/11
i was married to my second fuckin’ cousin
i did everthing that mr trump said
but now i have to ask
Where’s my fuckin’ money?!
after 9/11 i was hero of nyc,
now i’m sweating off my hair dye in washington dc
turns out the four seasons was not a hotel
and the hot air heard in michigan were my farts as well!
Where’s my fuckin’ money?!
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