Jet Ski Patrol

from Unity Through Circle Pit (2023) by Secret Service Men

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oh, when i’m off the coast from mar-a-lago
i believe i need a jet ski patrol to keep me safe from harm

jet ski patrol - jet ski patrol

here i am off the coast of florida
with all these refugees and boat people
where is my jet ski Patrol?

jet ski patrol - jet ski patrol

once again i’m off the coast from mar-a-lago
ivanka fell overboard! her fake tits can’t keep her afloat

jet ski patrol - jet ski patrol

here i am off to the atlantic ocean
international waters - where is my jet ski patrol?

jet ski patrol - jet ski patrol

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from Unity Through Circle Pit (2023), released May 5, 2023

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Victor Angry - Vox
Destroyer Midnight - Guitar
Agent K - Drums
Bravo Loud - Bass

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